Tim ran into a ‘literal Djinn’ from a magic lamp.- “I will grant you one wish. What do you wish for oh master of the lamp?” genie asked.I wish to be a chick magnet. Tim answered." Your one wish is granted." said the genie as he disappeared.
Nab, and somebody….. In my experience, for some reason, at 11 at night after a long day, of hiking and stuff and just having eaten 5 burnt hotdogs and beans, 10 year old campers don’t have sharp enough eyes and aren’t quick enough to catch a snipe…Even though the camp counselors kept saying they just saw one….Ever notice they didn’t catch any either?
Varnes: “He left River City the library building, but he left all the books to her.” Great way to deal with censorship, but did he provide for succession? I’m sure Marian is no longer with us.
Superfrog over 10 years ago
He looks a bit seedy.
Varnes over 10 years ago
Better that than a goose magnet! Still lookin’ to catch my first snipe…..
Varnes over 10 years ago
I count 17 little chicks….
Allen Rymer over 10 years ago
give it a couple of months and he’ll really be henpecked
einarbt over 10 years ago
That looks like fun.
wrwallaceii over 10 years ago
Tim ran into a ‘literal Djinn’ from a magic lamp.- “I will grant you one wish. What do you wish for oh master of the lamp?” genie asked.I wish to be a chick magnet. Tim answered." Your one wish is granted." said the genie as he disappeared.
watmiwori over 10 years ago
BCWYWF—YMGI
The Life I Draw Upon over 10 years ago
It’s okay as long as he doesn’t get cocky.
Varnes over 10 years ago
Nab, and somebody….. In my experience, for some reason, at 11 at night after a long day, of hiking and stuff and just having eaten 5 burnt hotdogs and beans, 10 year old campers don’t have sharp enough eyes and aren’t quick enough to catch a snipe…Even though the camp counselors kept saying they just saw one….Ever notice they didn’t catch any either?
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 10 years ago
Corn.
pcolli over 10 years ago
He’s just an old mother hen.
Proginoskes over 10 years ago
Maybe it’s the way he licks his eyebrows.
(Oops, wrong punchline.)
Reppr Premium Member over 10 years ago
Snipe!….yum.
dadoctah over 10 years ago
This is how Colonel Sanders got started.
johndifool over 10 years ago
What a coincidence-so am I! [100% serious-and yes I am talking about the avian kind…]
dabugger over 10 years ago
When yer kicked out you havta stay somewhere.
Ermine Notyours over 10 years ago
Everyone’s tired of their Easter gifts already.
CYGNUS X1 over 10 years ago
Whats he been stepping in I wonder?
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
He must be a native of the town of Oviedo, Florida…
Varnes over 10 years ago
Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little talk a little, cheep, cheep ,cheep, pick, a lot pick a little….
hippogriff over 10 years ago
Varnes: “He left River City the library building, but he left all the books to her.” Great way to deal with censorship, but did he provide for succession? I’m sure Marian is no longer with us.
Varnes over 10 years ago
hippogriff, If I stumbled and busted my what you may call it, I could lie on the floor unnoticed, till my body has turned to carrion…Madam Librarian….
celeconecca over 10 years ago
I’m impressed, the chicks imprinted on you…
(apologies to George and Ira Gershwin)
Caddy57 over 10 years ago
wasn’t the original “chick” flick The Birds from Hitchcock?…..maybe NOT!
westny77 over 10 years ago
Oh how cute. The little animals love him.
hippogriff over 10 years ago
JPuzzleWhiz: That was the movie. The first Marian was Barbara Cook.