Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 12, 2014

I really, really hope Steve Dallas is a contestant; I’d love to see what he’d try to do to Vanna.

“Oh, and by the way, they’ve put up a statue in my honour!”

Cathy guessed ackurately.

Looks like we have a fun week on tap!

I hope “The Phantom” is one of the guests. “Is that your dog?” “Not a dog .. wolf.” (*Old jungle saying!)

Things were going fine until Andy tried to buy a lot more than a vowel from Vanna.

As for other cartoons, I’m still waiting for Brudder Pastis to draw “Rat-ley’s Believe It or Snot!”

This has potential to be a great run of gags.

I remember when Andy always used to beat Flo. Now we have a degree of equality: beat and beat alike.

“Wheel” packs a lot into each half-hour. Andy Capp should have two fellow-contestants. Who will they be? Comics Week is a great theme in any case….

I predict that some cast members from FUNKY WINKERBEAN appear and tell Pat that their lives are miserable pieces of sh—.

This is going to be a great storyline.

WTH?!

I can’t wait until he gets to Family Circus.

Love Andy Capp!

xxx

If Rat was a contestant, too…Nah, let’s not go there.

Was this veiled self-depreciating humor on Stephan’s part?

What will continue this week?

Where’s Desperate Dan and Minnie the Minx?