Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for April 28, 2014

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    phoenixnyc  over 10 years ago

    I always use the same joke with the arms-over-your-head scanner:

    “Do you get more free-throw shooters or ex-ballerinas?” (with the appropriate motions)

    Never fails to get a laugh from the TSA folk.

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    timbob2313 Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Well, I am very happy to see that I have missed nothing since I stopped flying commercial. Last flight was in 1994 cross country to LA. That was like being stuffed into a bus in Malaysia. My return was in a private plane, much more comfortable. Now when I fly I go private and totally bypass security

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    renewed1  over 10 years ago

    Bypassing security would make flying private worth it.

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