Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for June 08, 2014
June 07, 2014
June 09, 2014
Transcript:
No more stalling! Time to go to bed! I'm not stalling! You're stalling. I know all your tricks. Trust me, I'm not stalling. Yes you are. I'm not falling for your nightly bedtime stalling tactics. What nightly bedtime stalling tactics? Every night, you come up with some clever ruse to delay going to bed. I'm not trying to delay going to bed. But at least read me one bedtime story. Oh, very well. War and Peace
OldestandWisest over 10 years ago
And read it to me the same way that Snoopy did—one word at a time!
“Well. Prince. So. Genoa. And. Lucca. Are. Now. Just. Family. Estates. Of. The. Buonapartes…”.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
Not happening Gabby!
tsandl over 10 years ago
Trust me Gabby, you won’t get through the first half dozen pages before you start snoring.
patlaborvi over 10 years ago
Once grandma gets through War and Peace she should move on to Balle Field Earth by L. Ron Hubbard. Over 1000 pages that get so repetative you can skip to the end of the book after the first plan fails and you won’t loose anything.
Lamberger over 10 years ago
“Battlefield Earth”. The book was OK if you are a fan of the genre — especially Golden Years of SciFi type. But I didn’t think the book was made into a very good movie. Too much left out.