Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 13, 2010

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 15 years ago

    If you don’t grab the rope first you wouldn’t need the long johns.

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    yyyguy  almost 15 years ago

    saw some mallards paddling in the creek on Sunday. couldn’t believe they weren’t freezing their little webbed toes off, as there was ice on the edges of the stream and the pond was ice covered. i always thought ducks migrated south to avoid Canadian winters. i’m thinking some thermal longjohns (or maybe a wetsuit) might have helped them as well.

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    margueritem  almost 15 years ago

    Wet suit is a better bet, yyyguy.

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    WoodEye  almost 15 years ago

    Throw him the rope, but get him a plane ticket!

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    carmy  almost 15 years ago

    Crack kills, dodo! Hey, is that skier about to hit the tree, or what? How do you figure that girl can skate with no eyes?

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    The Duke 1  almost 15 years ago

    Forget the rope & the long johns!! Throw him a hot buttered rum instead!!

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    vlechtja  almost 15 years ago

    JFri, I want you to be there when I’m down in an ice hole.

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    COWBOY7  almost 15 years ago

    Thom, being out on the ice in the first place was a “birdbrained” idea!

    Good Wednesday Morning Thom Thom

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    yyyguy

    Ducks and some other water birds often don’t go any further south than they have to. If there’s open water, they’ll stick around. Some don’t even seem to need that, especially Canada Geese.

    Properly maintained feathers are pretty warm – think down coats, comforters and such.

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    Digital Frog  almost 15 years ago

    And then call him a financial advisor because all his assets are frozen…

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    vldazzle  almost 15 years ago

    Back in IL, I used to keep a poultry water warmer in my little pond to keep the water just above freezing. The birds could be seen any morning splashing away. I don’t need anything to keep my water features from freezing here;-)

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    it could be interpreted as a political cartoon– the u.s. is floundering in the drink in one of it’s non-winnable wars and instead of just getting out, clamors for more ‘surges’ to continue the floundering

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Hey the girl that’s skating HAS NO FACE!

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    Digital Frog  almost 15 years ago

    Dry - she got too close the boys playing hockey and they had a face-off….

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    COWBOY7  almost 15 years ago

    DFrog–Looks like eyelashes and an open mouth to me………

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    yyyguy  almost 15 years ago

    naah! they’re just a couple of dodoes who don’t know when to come in from the cold.

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    Deanna175  almost 15 years ago

    I guess his feathers aren’t water resistant.

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Which one of those birds is the dodo?

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    Rakkav  almost 15 years ago

    The dodo’s on the right. The idiot’s on the left.

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    johnnydoc5  almost 15 years ago

    Political themes maybe…?

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    That line was a doozy of an ice breaker. Now we know why the dodo is extinct.

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