Frank and Ernest by Thaves for June 01, 2014
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Frank: I grew up on a farm like this. Ernie, on the other hand, grew up in the big city. Frank: He lived in a building that had a doorman... Frank: ...took taxi cabs everywhere he went... Frank: ...and ate in nice restaurants all the time. Frank: He doesn't understand the concept of "cow-tipping".
TREEINTHEWIND over 10 years ago
So how did he end up here with you to complete his education…………. was he a vegetarian in the big city ?
Jogger2 over 10 years ago
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skeeterhawk over 10 years ago
So that’s how it’s done: you pay them to fall over.
mourdac Premium Member over 10 years ago
@clark kent: which is why alcohol is usually involved
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
He also kept putting his money on the horses…
dzw3030 over 10 years ago
:-) Not to be too sticky but I think the word is “patties”. Something else that looks like second base. :-)
dzw3030 over 10 years ago
My grandparents were farmers. My Dad got me a job working in Ag during the summer before I graduated from high school. I didn’t go to college, I chose the US Navy’s applied schooling on earning my way. It worked. :-)
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
I think the greatest twist on cow tipping was in the Disney film “Cars”. It takes “tractor tipping” to a new level!
TREEINTHEWIND over 10 years ago
No use crying over spilled milk……. eh what farmers……….
Jack Bell Premium Member over 10 years ago
Born and raised on a large cattle ranch, it’s hard for me to believe anyone ever tipped a cow. It would take several big men to overcome the cows weight and then she would just naturally move her feet out to catch herself. Kind of sounds like one of those things someone made up and it just grew from there. But then I never tried it. Why would you want to tip a cow over anyway?
holmswedeholm over 10 years ago
I grew up on a dairy farm. No cow would stand for being tipped. They would run away as they don’t particularly like to be touched and most of them are somewhat spooked by people being near them. Which is good, because otherwise a farmer would not be able to herd them (get them to move in a particular direction for a particular purpose) if they did not fear people and dogs. So the whole thing about cow tipping is a joke on people who don’t know better but sounds like it would be entertaining for some reason. Cows are living, breathing, frequently moooving creatures and not some toy or statue that a vandal could tip over.