Frank and Ernest by Thaves for June 01, 2014
May 31, 2014
June 02, 2014
Transcript:
Frank: I grew up on a farm like this. Ernie, on the other hand, grew up in the big city. Frank: He lived in a building that had a doorman... Frank: ...took taxi cabs everywhere he went... Frank: ...and ate in nice restaurants all the time. Frank: He doesn't understand the concept of "cow-tipping".
I grew up on a dairy farm. No cow would stand for being tipped. They would run away as they don’t particularly like to be touched and most of them are somewhat spooked by people being near them. Which is good, because otherwise a farmer would not be able to herd them (get them to move in a particular direction for a particular purpose) if they did not fear people and dogs. So the whole thing about cow tipping is a joke on people who don’t know better but sounds like it would be entertaining for some reason. Cows are living, breathing, frequently moooving creatures and not some toy or statue that a vandal could tip over.