Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 07, 2014
Transcript:
Danae: I'M PLEASED TO REPORT THAT MY THOROUGH INTERNAL INVESTIGATION CLEARS ME OF ANY WRONGDOING. Ned: UM...ABOUT WHAT? Danae: SINCE IT SAYS HERE I'VE BEEN OFFICIALLY CLEARED, DOES IT REALLY MATTER? Ned: I'M GONNA GO WITH "YES"... Danae: OLD NEWS. IT'S TIME WE ALL MOVE ON NOW. Ned: OK YOU'RE MAKING ME DIZZY... Danae: THEN MY WORK IS DONE HERE.
wrwallaceii over 10 years ago
She should work for the current State Department / Executive branch.
watmiwori over 10 years ago
Chairperson of the Joint Congressional Oversight Committee.
poppy1313 over 10 years ago
The internal investigation must have involved photo shop
Varnes over 10 years ago
If I was Dad, cocktail hour would begin …about…5…4…3….2….1…NOW!
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 10 years ago
The important thing is to get on with the daily business of robbing the futures of the unborn, selling them into perpetual debt slavery, for the quick and dirty gains for present-day politicians. You’re too smart to fall for anything less.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 10 years ago
Too late. It is now a “your guy vs. our guy” type thing. I can only bash Bush if I support Obama, or bash Obama and support Bush. I can no longer muster the independence to stand up and denounce all misuse of power and call for rational limits on government as called for by the Constitution.When the bronco is sunfishing, the best one might do is hang on and hope their spine holds out.
wdgnas over 10 years ago
something on the order of professional wrestling is sports entertainment.
roctor over 10 years ago
Rupert Murdoch’s platform to undermine America and show his contempt for American’s. Employing frothy emotional newsreaders to repeat the word of the day every fifteen minutes. Divide and conquer. NewsCorp’s motto.
ms-ss over 10 years ago
Have you ever noticed that when the liberals are losing a discussion they start name-calling?
Beleck3 over 10 years ago
lol, the BS of the Right and the emptinesss/stupidity of the Left. lol America today
the Bush/bama administration. vote and you get evil, greater and lesser
Reppr Premium Member over 10 years ago
Name calling? All you have to do is listen to a liberal for about 5 minutes and you hear enough name calling to fill a small book! Insight: If you listen to what they denounce, you will hear that of which they are guilty. They just want to accuse the other guy FIRST so that any mention of it by the offended party looks like a “so’s your old man” response.
dabugger over 10 years ago
Ut, Oh, what is someone up to now? What is ‘here’? What was done?
avtar123 over 10 years ago
She must have gone to the Chris Christie school of mob politics.
jreckard over 10 years ago
Oh, by the way, Mr Miller, I like your cartoon today.
cb795 over 10 years ago
Yes, conservatives, Like Rush, would never stoop to that level…
strictures over 10 years ago
No, no, no!You have it backwards.The Fascist News Channel, along with their fellow traveler, Limbaugh, run the Republicans.Their subliminal slogan is:“We decide, you obey”
Anon E Mous 1 over 10 years ago
Investigate self? hmmm “Fast and Furious,” Benghazi, the multiple Tony Rezko scandals, IRS targeting of enemies, NSA spying on Congress and news outlets (AP, Fox), Solyndra & other “green” companies given billions only to have the companies fail (but top execs make millions in bonuses even as companies are in bankruptcy). Nope – nothing to see here….
JRemakel1 over 10 years ago
Sounds like acene in the White House after a Safari to Africa?
trm over 10 years ago
I was thinking Danae has a bright future as personal publicist for the Hildebeast.
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
-Danae will have no trouble getting a job in ANY administration, or working for any member of Congress, for that matter…
Caddy57 over 10 years ago
At the moment , I would say that he needs to ask Danae for a copy of that report and anything connected to it!
Doublejake over 10 years ago
Too bad comics have to be done three weeks or so before publication — Wiley’s idea came first, but unfortunately wasn’t printed until after Joel McHale’s similar riff at the White House correspondent’s dinner.
SClark55 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Reminds me of “Dude, that was 2 years ago!” – except we didn’t fall for that one.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 10 years ago
Yes. We know. It is written.F-O-X, in numerology, is 6-6-6.Why, it is so obvious that only those so blind by the will not to see, cannot see it. But the Faithful, who know the salvation of the Collective and the power of the Body of The Socialist Government, all know the Truth, though all the facts conspire to hide it.Um, I gave at the office.
susan.e.a.c over 10 years ago
MSNBC, the State Department, EPA, all are getting lawsuits ready….