Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 08, 2014
May 07, 2014
May 09, 2014
Transcript:
Ned: I GOT AN EMAIL FROM YOUR TEACHER. CARE TO EXPLAIN? Danae: HER ALLEGATIONS ARE STILL UNDER REVIEW. Ned: SHE SENT PICTURES... Danae:AUTHENTICITY HAS YET TO BE CONFIRMED. Ned:...AND A LINK TO YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE WHERE YOU BRAG ABOUT GIVING "THE MOTHER OF ALL WEDGIES"... Danae: MUST'VE BEEN HACKED. Ned: AND THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE? Danae: IS THAT BEFORE OR AFTER THE ONE PROVING BIGFOOT EXISTS?Man in suit: WELL THE GOVERNOR OF NEW JERSEY MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR A NEW PRESS SECRETARY SO MAYBE... Ned: YOU'RE NOT HELPING BOB...
IN real life – after that first panel, my old man would have had me out at the old wood shed. There would have been no other questions.