The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 08, 2014
June 07, 2014
June 09, 2014
Transcript:
SPEAKER: "WITH THE 4TH OVERALL PICK, THE DOLPHINS SELECT..." GARY: "NERD ALERT! NICE GLASSES, POINDEXTER!" WALTER: "NYAH NYAH....I'M SO IMPORTANT BLAH, BLAH." GRAY AND WALTER'S MOCK DRAFT
Pharmakeus Ubik over 10 years ago
The Mossbergs were the product of a shotgun wedding.
Bilan over 10 years ago
Do you want fries with that?Oops, sorry. That’s a Happy Meal.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
Well, maybe the medium won’t be too happy any more, after the two if them both settle on her.
J Short over 10 years ago
How is this for a prediction: diabetes for the two of you.
LingeeWhiz over 10 years ago
What a couple of miserable, angry know-it-alls!
Toonerific over 10 years ago
However, the happy medium did not have happy news for their future together and after leaving her they were angry and miserable.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 10 years ago
Beware – happy medium might try to sell you the Thigh Master or Vibration Belt
cdward over 10 years ago
I’ll take the sassy seer.
Charlie Fogwhistle over 10 years ago
After they settled on the happy medium, they hit her, because they’d been told to always strike a happy medium.
Mary McNeil Premium Member over 10 years ago
So bad it’s good!
K M over 10 years ago
Why did the man punch the laughing clairvoyant? Because he wanted to strike a happy medium!