Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 08, 2014
May 07, 2014
May 09, 2014
Transcript:
Phoebe: I texted you a photo earlier.
Marigold: My horn is not good at receiving photo texts.
Phoebe: So my phone is better than your horn!
Marigold: My horn is more BEAUTIFUL.
Phoebe: Well, my phone isn't glued to your face.
pink box Barbie is an oxymoron, but it sells.thus the Pepto toned banner ad and title of Dana’s book. The publisher must have spent days tuning the maximum sales graph to come up with that combo..Unicorn’s Rock in magenta star haze over deep navy attracts wrong demographic.
and WAIT…..Marigold’s horn is not GLUED to her head!! It’s perfectly natural. Not like a phone, I HOPE. And boy does that bring uncomfortable visions of Dr. Who “The Empty Child” to mind. eeeccchhh.
Jmodene1701 over 10 years ago
Marigold should have gone for the upgrade.
Q4horse over 10 years ago
This is a software problem, not a hardware problem. The phone needs a new photo app optimized for unicorns.
Neo Stryder over 10 years ago
Hmmm, thanx for the idea, I want to see if I can receive photos directly into my mind… and the consequences of that.
rocketscientist over 10 years ago
Today’s “Argyle Sweater” strip is unicorn-related!
Simon_Jester over 10 years ago
No, it’s glued to your ear
DDrazen over 10 years ago
Congratulations, Phoebe, you just described Google Glass.
bopard over 10 years ago
photo text is an oxymoron
bopard over 10 years ago
pink box Barbie is an oxymoron, but it sells.thus the Pepto toned banner ad and title of Dana’s book. The publisher must have spent days tuning the maximum sales graph to come up with that combo..Unicorn’s Rock in magenta star haze over deep navy attracts wrong demographic.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
Agreed Phoebe.
Zero-Gabriel over 10 years ago
@Marigold
Time for an Upgrade…
Monster Hesh over 10 years ago
Stop being annoying, Feeb. It’s not a contest.
Hag5000 over 10 years ago
Have you tried a new phone case Phoebe.
John W Kennedy Premium Member over 10 years ago
But they say the new iPhone is going to replace the glass parts with sapphire….
dogday Premium Member over 10 years ago
and WAIT…..Marigold’s horn is not GLUED to her head!! It’s perfectly natural. Not like a phone, I HOPE. And boy does that bring uncomfortable visions of Dr. Who “The Empty Child” to mind. eeeccchhh.
KZ71 over 10 years ago
Well, obviously Phoebe isn’t a teenager yet.