Lio by Mark Tatulli for January 26, 2010

Lio appears to be a steady customer.

Hey, it’s all protein, right?

Delightful! It’s so good to have a close relationship with your neighborhood pizza parlor–they will treat you well! –Even Lio’s “special order” for his little friends!

Hope he doesn’t insist on sharing with me.

I have my pizza man on speed=dial. Now if I could only press one for sausage, mushrooms, and flies.

My pizza guy and I are on a first name basis - when I call, he just picks up and says, “It’ll be ready in fifteen minutes.”

Say hello to his little friends!

i wonder if they’ll do that with a white sauce? my gecko would be interested in a sharsies.

THe hairy ones are best

wonder if he adds them before or after he bakes the pie?

Domino’s new recipe.

I thought that was part of Domino’s standard recipe.

You’re a great friend, Lio!

Do you want flies with that?

I wonder what he gets when orders pizza for Ishmael.

( Or mebbe I DON”T wanna know that! )

where does luigi keep that jar when the health inspector comes for his monthly visit?

I can just picture Lio in a restaurant saying, “Waiter, there’s no fly in my soup!”

Wow… bet the pizza guy makes sure not to mis-deliver THAT pie, eh?

Luigi probably rounds up all the flies in his restaurant to put IN that jar, lol.

Delivery guy to Dad in 30 minutes: “What do you mean, you wanted an order of cheese fries?”

Next to the jar of pickled mice in the supply cabinet.

Lio knows what his friends like.