Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 10, 2014
Transcript:
Pastor Porcupine: Pardon me, Rat, but I'm Pastor Porcupine and the church has asked me to punish you for taking cash from the church basket. Rat: Punish me how? Pastor Porcupine: Well, I guess I'd crash into you a few times and stick you with some of these quills, but I really don't want to do that because I think the guilt you feel is punishment enough. Rat: But I don't feel guilty. I need a filter.
vjkjm over 10 years ago
He’s stopped feeling guilty? Now that’s more like the rat we all know.
punmeister over 10 years ago
You should feel bad for Rat, Pig. In other words, “Pine, you Pork!”
W_Inc-ThePPP over 10 years ago
Alphonse?
Manhunter808 over 10 years ago
Nice Monty Python flashback.. thanks!
wdaveonline over 10 years ago
I guess Pastor Porcupine is a stickler, for punishment.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Pastor Porcupine, the parish enforcer, has put The Fear of God into Rat (yes, I’m ripping off a line from the old Elmer Gantry movie)….
BlackTie over 10 years ago
Last Night’s Top TenTop Ten Rat Regrets
http://www.cbs.com/shows/late_show/top_ten/
billdungjen Premium Member over 10 years ago
Owchy wawa
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 10 years ago
I agree Rat
The Winy Child over 10 years ago
I wouldnt
dputhoff over 10 years ago
Rat went to church? WTF??
vwdualnomand over 10 years ago
religion ruins everything.
sarah413 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Does Pastor Porcupine an acupuncturist on the side?
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 10 years ago
@dukedoug—Rat wasn’t expecting The Spanish In—quill-sition!
Radical-Knight over 10 years ago
Some churches call it tithing to and for the church, others refer to it as an offering basket to give to the church to help the needy. Those who can afford give and those who need can take, but most usually don’t take. The collected accumulation is then blessed and divided between congregational expenses and placed into the “poor box” for those in need. Somewhere in the church’s evolution (can you use the words church and evolution in the same sentence?) televangelism became a profitable business and glitzy churches with their gaudy extravagance became an accepted norm. Go Figure.
davethearkie over 10 years ago
punishment is overrated.
Sherlock Watson over 10 years ago
This strip reminds me of the 1980s sitcom The Golden Girls; Sophia, who was the oldest character on the show, said the most outrageous things because her “mental filter” had been destroyed by a stroke.:If you haven’t seen the show, see it — you won’t believe the things that little old lady says!
Black4dder over 10 years ago
I wouldn’t assume Rat changed his attitude. It’s quills off a rat’s back for him.
barister over 10 years ago
Go back and get the interest from that rat rascal.
Number Three over 10 years ago
Rat deserved that.
But I doubt he’ll learn his lesson. He’s not that type.
xxx
listmom over 10 years ago
Now Rat feels quillty.
MrRobots over 10 years ago
Funny how the non-believers seem to feel guilty for not believing – as evidenced by their anti-church comments..
Enoki over 10 years ago
Filter? Looks more like he could use an acupuncturist…
Lyons Group, Inc. over 10 years ago
Excellent! This strip’s off the chopping block!
K M over 10 years ago
You’re only now figuring this out, Rat!?
tazz555 over 10 years ago
Remember last week when the strip was done differently by a “girl”. I found out the artist name. Bill Watterson aka the creator of Calvin and Hobbes (first time he did a strip in years). I found out because a never before seen artwork he and Pastis did will be on display at heroes con in Charlotte, nc next weekend. (Sadly neither will be there)
codedaddy over 10 years ago
Nearly every tax I pay has a portion for subsidizing organized religion’s tax-exempt status. So, we needn’t even go to church in order to be levied a tax!
LilPeruna over 3 years ago
I’m glad that Pastor Porcupine stated that he’d have to ‘run into’ Rat to stick him with his quills. You’d be amazed how many people still believe the fallacy that porcupines ‘shoot’ their quills!!