Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 26, 2014

Don’t fight with them Rip just get out of that one horse town get back on your boat with one of your hot babes & your cool dog. You were never made to be a sheriff anyway. Spur & Rodeo are a couple of idiots and both of them are ugly & stupid with NO class. There’s no more heart-pounding action there anyway. You are a brave soldier of fortune not some cowboy cop forget those losers and move on.

Time to shake the dust from your sandals, Rip.

The girls’ reaction should be interesting. Cobra’s new “boyfriend” Jones is now a sheriff just as corrupt as she is. While Breezy’s boyfriend Rip just got sold out by her “beloved” uncle.

Wait a minute. Isn’t SPUR the primary business owner in town?

They say that every man has his price, but I think Rodeo’s aim is a bit low…and greasy.

Why do I have the feeling Cobra had something to do with it?

Come on, Rip. Great excuse to get out of that stinkin’ hole and on to some place more interesting.

Seems like someone got greased by the villain in town. And I´m not refering to Cobra.

KA-THINGS ARE GETTING R-E-A-L-L-Y INTERESTING NOW!!!

First, Rip is forced to leave the grand opening of Cobra’s saloon after Rodeo starts a fight; then RJ nearly gets into a fight due to Rodeo’s idiot sister; Rip saves the town from Spur’s immense stupidity and now Rip’s been fired. The Haywires can’t catch a break in this town. Time to pull-up stakes. And where the heck is Dutch and C4?

Hmmmm, did we not hear the before Kaboom goons say ’courtesy of the highwayman" and a tiny question mark appear by Rip? Would Spur take moola from the highwayman?

Dammit told you not to let Spur get the antidote