Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 01, 2010

Sometimes they come in bunches like bananas

Five a week, Cosmo!

Got out of the wrong side of bed again.

Flashback….just happened to me last week. Still can’t find the battery cover at the back of the clock.

Either put the clock closer so you can smack it or further away so you actually have to get up to smack it.

The was an old cartoon in witch a character Says: “Have you ever had one of those days,……………all week.”

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Happy Monday!

my whole life has been “one of those” days. not a pessimist nor optimist, sooner or later somebodies got to wash that glass. guess who?

Therein lies a synopsis of my whole life.

Ditto!

I know I’m going to have one of those weeks - unfortunately they come in bunches of 52.

I get up with the sun. Unfortunately there is no snooze alarm involved. Why is the sun getting up earlier? Who in Washington do I see about a total solar eclipse seven days a week?

Cosmo wears his eye glasses to bed?

Try the other side of the bed when you get up tomorrow.

And on a Monday no less, every one knows that Monday is a 36 hour day.

Great, now I have that song running through my head. How come there are days like this but no days like that?

Did ya ever have one of those days when it seems like everybody’s gettin’ on your case from your teacher all the way down to your best girlfriend? Y’know I used to have those days just about all the time.

But I found a way to get out of it.

LEMME TELL YA ‘BOUT IT…!

Wait till you have a whole month’s worth of Mondays and then get stuck in North Dakota in the winter time.

If you’re stuck in North Dakota the REST of the year, it’s like 11 months of Wednesdays, which I guess is an improvement…

Yeah, I kid the Dakotas. But…

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Well, at least the alarm’s off.

Keep a ten-foot International Orange snow-pole to plant next to the car, so the plow doesn’t cut it in half! (Seen that! Ugly!)