My son’s first wife was one of those women who thought she had a life sized Ken doll as a husband. She used to dress him up in jeans that were so tight they looked spray painted instead of worn. Those jeans were one of the things he gratefully ash-canned when they divorced.
I also used to have a paisley ascot many years ago - went GREAT with my tie-dyed bell bottoms and tie-dyed denim jacket. Hey - I was STYLIN’ in San Francisco back then…
johnnydoc5 almost 15 years ago
Actually, Jon, I think the idea is that you shouldn’t.
Llewellenbruce almost 15 years ago
Don’t put it on Jon. Liz might strangle you with it.
EarlWash almost 15 years ago
Close the drapes, Garfield, so he won’t frighten all the neighbors and their dogs.
sjoujke almost 15 years ago
Actually, I think she should abandon him.
Praxsis almost 15 years ago
Jinkies!!! Where is Shaggy for this one, yet alone Scooby…
poppy1313 almost 15 years ago
Give it up Jon!
kpreethy almost 15 years ago
hey garfield i want to see tht dress!!
parethed almost 15 years ago
That should go with his neon socks…
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
It used to be that with every new girl came a new waredrobe. My one and only lets me buy my own clothes now. Where is my paisley ascot?
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 15 years ago
put a lampshade on too.
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 15 years ago
@ Joe Allen:
You did, I didn’t. I was in my pre-teen years back then.
jaiel almost 15 years ago
Fancy!
captainedd almost 15 years ago
I think the curtain is for US
Allan CB Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Hello? What Not To Wear , we have a major fashion faux pas in Garfield!!!
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 15 years ago
really Jon buy a Garfield Tee, made by carhart
alondra almost 15 years ago
Jon if you’re trying to lose Liz this is a good way to do it. Don’t be such a dumbbell will ya?
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
I don’t think he knows any better. Hurry Garfield!
mrslukeskywalker almost 15 years ago
Show her THE DOOR!
She has a lot of nerve to rain on your parade like she has been. That’s Garfield’s job.
JanLC almost 15 years ago
My son’s first wife was one of those women who thought she had a life sized Ken doll as a husband. She used to dress him up in jeans that were so tight they looked spray painted instead of worn. Those jeans were one of the things he gratefully ash-canned when they divorced.
mjbdiver almost 15 years ago
If this strip continues next week with the drapes fully closed, we’ll know why.
Wildmustang1262 almost 15 years ago
Ahem! Jon, I absolutely agree with Liz that you have no fashion sense because you do NOT know how to guss up the appropriable outfits.
Ushindi almost 15 years ago
I also used to have a paisley ascot many years ago - went GREAT with my tie-dyed bell bottoms and tie-dyed denim jacket. Hey - I was STYLIN’ in San Francisco back then…
Templo S.U.D. almost 15 years ago
What’s Jon trying to do: look like Freddie Jones from “Scooby Doo”? That’s what came to mind when I heard “ascot.”
Dapperdan61 Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Is Jon trying to scare Liz away ?
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
This must be the Fashion Sense application of Cartoon Physics: “Only When It’s Funny”.
Lasagna™️ over 4 years ago
Drapes? On a table?