Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for May 21, 2014

I guess it hurts for Horace to get " Emo tional"…. they got hardcore on him!

I also guess that he doesn’t eat “CaP’n Jazz” cereal….

They also said a mouthful!

Strike back, Horace — give ’em a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious upside the head!

Don’t mind them, Horace. They’re just a bunch of floccinaucinihilipilificators.

I think that word would be more of a pain in the a**.

Do you think Horace will be running against California Chrome in the Belmont Stakes for the Triple Crowne?

He forgot the medium.

I’ve seen a similar take on this subject in an old Andy Capp cartoon. Andy’s response to Horace’s line was to clobber the speaker with an encyclopedia.“Yer were sayin’?”

Admit it, you just picked the first 20+ letter word in the dictionary.Or was it because it started with “Anal”?

Anal phabet sounds painful even if you do apologize after.