Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 25, 2014

I feel sorry for the priest, having to give last rites again and again and again…

Reports of my….-Grocho

?Who is paying for these obits?

Can you imagine a meeting of the Possum People’s Senate?-All in favor, say aye. Opossumed – er – opposed? Is anyone out there alive?

“Zandox … June 14, 1998 to May 24th 2014 or possibly later.

Memorial services or party … depending….

2pm, Tuesday, May 27th…Moorehaven Cemetery and Ballroom"

Nordot’s still not dead. He put on Zangor’s jacket. Zangor may really be dead. Or drunk as a skunk, in which case he just smells like he’s dead.

No Pogo Possum?

What happens if a possum becomes a vampire? Does he play undead?

“There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there’s usually only one thing you can do.” (Princess Bride)

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On the Sirius, it’s hard to tell the possums from the tribles . . . of course it’s hard to tell possums anything, anyway . . . ☻

Their problem is that they sleep so close to the road….They could get run over that way….what are they thinking? Same with racoons, dozing right there by the traffic….Hey, why’d the chicken cross the road? To show the opossum it could be done…Why’d the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot….

The road was too long to go around? And why can’t we live in a world where a chicken can cross the road without it’s motives being questioned? Sorry to get political…..

He’s, ah…probably pining for the fjords.

Q: What do possums have in common with superheroes?

The opossums are the Irish branch.

Seems like most of them were only playing.

I don’t get it where is the joke?

He’s not dead, he’s only sleeping!