Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 09, 2014

How many mice do You have in your house?

Who’s going to run off the little, headless mouse ghosts?

What would have been funnier is to have included Rat’s head from Pearls Before Swine.

Egyptian cat worship had nothing on the modern era.

Probably only it’s the best that get to be mounted and hung in the place of honor.

At first glance, I thought they were mounted heads of small dogs.

Well with ten cats there wouln’t be evidence of a rodent corpse lol.

We have seven cats. Mostly a bunch of woo-woos.

When one of the few hunters amongst them bring home a mouse, shrew, frog, whatever, the others are horrified.

Probably because it’s not cooked and doesn’t come with gravy.

She’s a trophy wife, just not first place…

I couldn’t mount the heads of the vermin my cat catches—he eats the heads before anything else! If I find a carcass left for me as a present, it is headless 95% of the time.

Cute!… but I miss Satchel and of course Bucky.

Cute!… but I miss Satchel and of course Bucky.

My tiny terrorist brings me a rodent or reptile carcass at least once a week. We’re in the burbs, but heavily-wooded burbs.

Wonder if that cat even gives a damn.

An exterminator will fix the problem long term. What an arrogant cat. Reminds me of Garfield.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff. This just serves as a reminder.

actually, mouse trophies are tails, but I suppose that would be difficult to convey in a strip

Could be much WORST…

Our Porch Cat left us half a mouse on the doorstep to say ’I Love You Too"

I miss the old Tom & Jerry cartoons!

Is she married to the cat?

kd 1 sq….You got some pussy cats, dude….watmiwory, thanks for the set up….

Know a cat that if it flies, its hers. Dragonflies, butterflies, birds.

Mousers are made, not born. If mama didn’t teach her kits how, they may never learn.How well we treat our furry overlords!

If we ever get a mouse stupid enough to come inside there’s a welcoming committee waiting. Almost all except the new kittens are hunters. Hardly a day goes by without one or more offerings from one of our pastures dropped off next to my vehicle. Very few birds but a LOT of moles and mice which makes my gardening wife happy.