Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 12, 2014

“Then watch them gag on their own drool.”

Hey, I got an idea, let’s pretend to propel them fruits, really trip, and then yell whiplash!

A truly successful lawyer owns his own ambulance.

Gads

What is in those ugly briefcases?

Oh, my arm, my arm!! Rocco, Guido, help the Judge find his wallet.

Oh, the sharkocity!

So, what do you have with 10 lawyers in cement shoes at the bottom of the lake?A good start…What do you have when three are bobbing and weaving in the water?Not enough cement…

No Baiting, huh?

Don’t forget take your soapbox with you when you leave, please.

dflak: I will set up my soapbox wherever I choose. Lawyers are what enable the rule of law that you anarchists are trying to destroy with your plutocratic oligarchy. Yeah, there is a problem that so many serve the enemy, but eliminating all will also eliminate the only defense the individual has.

Your opinion word read better if the lawyers didn’t write the laws.

We need lawyers to help us make our way through the laws of the land because they (and their fellow lawyers, the lobbyists) write the laws and deliberately make them too complex for the average nonlawyer to decipher.-This is like allowing allergy doctors to landscape the world with ragweed, poison oak trees and assorted nose-torturing grasses, and then turning to them for help with breathing…

There are easier ways to do this….just stroll through the area talking with your wife….either with her by your side or on your cell phone, call her by name , pretend just this one time that her name is SUE….that should stir a few people up!

But we don’t need so many lawyers though, get rid of about 90%.