Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 06, 2010

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 15 years ago

    If the Fink still isn’t satisfied by her speech she wrote for him the Spook might soon be getting a girl- friend.

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    Steve Bartholomew  almost 15 years ago

    Didn’t realize the king was a poet.

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    Yukoner  almost 15 years ago

    It only proves that politicians only mouth the words. They don’t really understand them.

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    sjoujke  almost 15 years ago

    Oddly enough, it probably makes as much sense as his last speech. It may even be more entertaining.

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    drwatson  almost 15 years ago

    I see the King’s hired a spammer…

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    Rakkav  almost 15 years ago

    From truly clueless to truly meaningless…yes, I’d say that was something they hadn’t heard before.

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    Me_Again  almost 15 years ago

    The speech still sounds the same to me…

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    Kingoswald Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    That was page 1 of “The Wit and Wisdom of R. Noonan”

    On page 2 … oh, dear, seems to be empty ….

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    rshive  almost 15 years ago

    Yup, they haven’t heard that before.

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    celeconecca  almost 15 years ago

    Hey! “Spork” got used in a political speech!

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    gimmickgenius  almost 15 years ago

    One of my favorite *Id*s from years ago has the King on his balcony making a speech. A courtier advises him, “Speak up, Sire. The peasants can’t hear you!” The king considers and asks, “How can you speak up and talk down at the same time?”

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    Smiley Rmom  almost 15 years ago

    Does the king pronounce “corpsman” as “corpse man”?

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    McGehee  almost 15 years ago

    That was his State of the Kingdom speech. I guess there weren’t any judges there for him to insult.

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    AddADadaAdDad  almost 15 years ago

    I know I’d listen more intently to that speech…my type of gobbledygook.

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    sickofsignins  almost 15 years ago

    OMG! Isn’t that what Obama said the other day?

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    siredonnthedragon  almost 15 years ago

    I doesn’t get the joke … my mind is a washbucket today lol

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    COWBOY7  almost 15 years ago

    Oh noooooooooo! Not the dreaded spork!

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    Brother_James437  almost 15 years ago

    The next frame would show the king’s speach writter hanging upside-down in the dungen

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    freeholder1  almost 15 years ago

    Sounds WAY more like Bush. And his “those who give me the gold make the rules” philosophy was much closer to the King’s Golden Rule.

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    Colonialgirl  almost 15 years ago

    SPORK = Combination of Spoon and Fork or a spoon with tines on it. Probably not permitted in today’s Zero Tolerance schools.

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    pilover3.1415926  almost 15 years ago

    no it’s a girl writer.

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