The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 10, 2014

Jifs’ looking a little chunky

He’d better make a move before Peter Pan steps in.

Well, he always knew she was the quick squeeze type… he never complained about her easy-open top.

Why was he so jarred when she took it off altogether?

This is sticky for him…. maybe it’s crunch time.She can run off with Peter Pan if she wants to…and if he’s got enough bread for her taste…

But Jif will try to find a new, pure honey to pair up with… one who’s sweet and natural….and would rather hang out with him in the kitchen.

Haha… Gopher… sorry, didn’t mean to copy….you said “bread” while I was typing. Great minds…. you know…. or something.

It was then, Jif noticed she was past her best used by date.

In her excitement, she blurts out her lover’s name, Honey.

Most males are topless at the beach. No big deal.

He knows her reward for such lewd and lascivious behavior will be sour grapes.

BTW, welcome back. Susan!

I don’t come here for the comics . . . I come here for the puns.

I’m not going to ‘live a little’ and don’t call me Honey!

Jif don’t play that way. ;-D

Hope he isn’t natural or there might a be an oil spill, watch out for the JELLY fish.

The contact lens case looks like a clam.

She called him honey. Is she mistaking him for the other jar? Does she have another jar on the side ?