That wasn’t the most subtle bit of intelligence-gathering in the Galaxy. Offhand, I’d say we’d whip those guys with one hand tied behind our backs…so long as we kept Brewster and Dr. Mel out of the fight.
You know, guys, there’s a reason human flesh is sometimes referred to as “long pig.” The time to start worrying, BTW, is when you find out that the alien has a copy of “To Serve Man.”
Maybe to a Human. K’plett, late Klingon columnist on STARTREK.COM, said everything tastes like targ…at least until he discovered pork and (especially) bacon.
According to the Ewoks we taste more like pork. The Sand People how ever say we taste like raptors. Nether will tell us how they know what pork and raptor taste like.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Always check your census taker’s ID. If he asks the chicken question, he’s definitely not legit.
watcha almost 15 years ago
Yes, we do, but our germs will kill you. Do non of these aliens read ‘War of the worlds’!
zero almost 15 years ago
Our germs kill everything. Starting with our own brains.
drwatson almost 15 years ago
LOL, of course we can rely on Dr. Mel to know what humans taste like!
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
That wasn’t the most subtle bit of intelligence-gathering in the Galaxy. Offhand, I’d say we’d whip those guys with one hand tied behind our backs…so long as we kept Brewster and Dr. Mel out of the fight.
lightblade77 almost 15 years ago
Why is Dr. Mel saying that humans taste like chicken? How does he know??????
cdward almost 15 years ago
I was just about to ask how alien census taker tastes.
Dmajor almost 15 years ago
No. Pork.
wicky almost 15 years ago
Is this another chicken joke?
Sherlock Watson almost 15 years ago
Nothing wrong with the chicken question; just don’t give him your Social Security number. That would be asking for trouble.
slhansen07 almost 15 years ago
Do more than peek, Pam. I don’t trust this guy.
cwreenactor almost 15 years ago
“To Serve Man.”
notbugme almost 15 years ago
You know, guys, there’s a reason human flesh is sometimes referred to as “long pig.” The time to start worrying, BTW, is when you find out that the alien has a copy of “To Serve Man.”
artisanx almost 15 years ago
Well, Actually, a little more than half taste like “pussy!” What can I say? It was right on the tip of my tongue!
rvonluchen almost 15 years ago
I have a copy of “To Serve Man,” but I think it is out of print.
Trebor39 almost 15 years ago
I’d ask the alien if he tastes like beef.
drtom01 almost 15 years ago
Didn’t you know that everything except for beef, pork and fish taste like chicken.
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
Maybe to a Human. K’plett, late Klingon columnist on STARTREK.COM, said everything tastes like targ…at least until he discovered pork and (especially) bacon.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 5 years ago
“Pork.
But how do you taste best? Boiled? Fried? With grits?"”
SamuelMeasa over 3 years ago
According to the Ewoks we taste more like pork. The Sand People how ever say we taste like raptors. Nether will tell us how they know what pork and raptor taste like.