Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 04, 2010

Always check your census taker’s ID. If he asks the chicken question, he’s definitely not legit.

Yes, we do, but our germs will kill you. Do non of these aliens read ‘War of the worlds’!

Our germs kill everything. Starting with our own brains.

LOL, of course we can rely on Dr. Mel to know what humans taste like!

That wasn’t the most subtle bit of intelligence-gathering in the Galaxy. Offhand, I’d say we’d whip those guys with one hand tied behind our backs…so long as we kept Brewster and Dr. Mel out of the fight.

Why is Dr. Mel saying that humans taste like chicken? How does he know??????

I was just about to ask how alien census taker tastes.

No. Pork.

Is this another chicken joke?

Nothing wrong with the chicken question; just don’t give him your Social Security number. That would be asking for trouble.

Do more than peek, Pam. I don’t trust this guy.

“To Serve Man.”

You know, guys, there’s a reason human flesh is sometimes referred to as “long pig.” The time to start worrying, BTW, is when you find out that the alien has a copy of “To Serve Man.”

Well, Actually, a little more than half taste like “pussy!” What can I say? It was right on the tip of my tongue!

I have a copy of “To Serve Man,” but I think it is out of print.

I’d ask the alien if he tastes like beef.

Didn’t you know that everything except for beef, pork and fish taste like chicken.

Maybe to a Human. K’plett, late Klingon columnist on STARTREK.COM, said everything tastes like targ…at least until he discovered pork and (especially) bacon.

“Pork.

But how do you taste best? Boiled? Fried? With grits?"”

According to the Ewoks we taste more like pork. The Sand People how ever say we taste like raptors. Nether will tell us how they know what pork and raptor taste like.