Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 14, 2014

I think he got her that time….but her request was stupid even by the lowest of standards!

Let’s just go back and try again.

Is this Time Travel Day?Brewster Rockit, Lio and Non Sequitur are all using the machines.

You’ll pay for that Jeffrey. Somehow, some day, you’ll pay!

“Go back to then.”“When?”“Now.”“Now?”“Now.”“I can’t.”“Why?”“We missed it.”“When?”“Just now.”“When will then be now?”“Soon!”

“Go back to then.”“When?”“Now.”“Now?”“Now.”“I can’t.”“Why?”“We missed it.”“When?”“Just now.”“When will then be now?”“Soon!”

“Go back to then.”“When?”“Now.”“Now?”“Now.”“I can’t.”“Why?”“We missed it.”“When?”“Just now.”“When will then be now?”“Soon!”

“Go back to then.”“When?”“Now.”“Now?”“Now.”“I can’t.”“Why?”“We missed it.”“When?”“Just now.”“When will then be now?”“Soon!”

Her nemesis….Can you hear me now?

@Jeffery

Excellent, keep doing whatcha doing Brain-Buster!!

I prefer the Stratocaster!

Who’s on first?

Reminds me of a SF author (Larry Niven?) who wrote about time travel’s having to introduce interesting juxtapositions of subjective and objective time:

“I’ll meet you three weeks ago in half an hour”“Didn’t I see you next year last week?”

@LadyKat

“All you zombies … " (Heinlein’s short story, not the Hooters song). The ultimate time paradox.

I’m sure Jeffrey would be quite happy if you didn’t talk to him. Not now. Not yesterday or ever.

If you can’t lose them with logic, the baffle them with “Bolshoi.”

Poor Danae, when she wants to be straight she gets a curve ball.

I remember ‘The Number of the Beast’ being about inter-dimensional travel, not time travel.

Uh, oh! Wiley’s been watching Big Bang Theory again! Sheldon, as a kid….

-Are we then, yet-LOL!!! You’re right!

Before you go into the machine, Danae; be sure to check for flies…

loved it. got Danae with her own words

Love Danae’s look in the third frame – I want that on a t-shirt…

Perhaps it is watching too much Doctor Who, but I was not thrown at all by Jeffrey’s question of “When …?”

He’s right, Danae. Suck it up.

I have a Fender Jazz Bass.

Well played as always, Jeffrey.

Dogsniff, good one!…I hear they had problems with the Stratoporter…..That whole being flung into sky thing….But I have heard some guitar solos that have done just that to me…But nobody can hear the twang in space, so……

It was originally said by George Carlin in his stand-up act in the 70s.

Ok, I give!I missed the joke!

If it only teleported fenders there’d be a lot of cars without protection. Yes, I know what you’re referring to.

Greek philospher Heraclitus said ‘no man ever steps in the same river twice, for its not the same river and he’s not the same man.’ He believed in ‘universal flux’, that all things are constantly changing. So, time travel would have to be to parallel universes, if he’s right…

“I hate temporal mechanics.” —Miles O’Brien, Deep Space 9

Abbot & Costello did it better.

argy.bargy, universal flux, I like it…Seems like the way it is, to me……….

I took my teleporter to the temporal mechanics on Monday. They said they wouldn’t fix it yesterday because they didn’t work on Sunday and they could fit it in last Friday but only if I paid in advance.

Danae, with a little practice, might just be able to be Lou to Jeffrey’s Abbott..

Thanks DS, all taken in fun.