Pickles by Brian Crane for June 23, 2014

Don’t you just hate it when that happens?

Where’s her GoPro?

I had a room mate years ago whom while just before ending his pee, flushed the toilet. A few seconds later he sneezed and lost his partial…..whoosh!!! I heard him yelling “odd am, odd am” from down the hall…..never laughed so hard when finding out what happened. It wasn’t funny for him, but without his partial he could no longer pronounce words properly.

I had a roommate in college who hiccuped and burped at the same time – you’ve never heard anything so painful.

Our dentist suggested an electric toothbrush. I turned it on before I put it in my mouth and got toothpaste all over the place.

I have a partial, a mustache and beard but I have not had a problem with my electric toothbrush.

I love my Sonicare. I’ve been using an electric since I was a teenager. I tried to use a regular one once and it ended up in my nose! True story!

multiple functions, hope his underwear is still clean…

First of all, Earl, turn the toothbrush off.

One new thought – how about Earl trims his way-too-big moustache away from his lower lip? Might have saved him a little trouble.

How will Earl get out this one? Stick around!

But seriously, this is just too funny.

xxx

I wouldn’t be without my electric toothbrush. Had one for 15 years.

Clean shaven Dan is about to have company.