Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 25, 2014

Spencer Johnson‎, call your office.

When I was a kid, we saw advertising that said soon there’d be a helicopter in every driveway.

ruh roh.

HOPE FOR US ALLYOU CAN FIX STUPIDWhere do I sign up for human trials?

Getting people to willingly pack themselves closely together is energy efficient and leaves more room for the less sociable.

The purpose of the maze is to test the intelligence. Building a flying machine to bypass it gives a fair idea.

IOW “Think outside the box maze.”

Is this the early stages of the NSA?

-Which nation do you live in? Not the US, I’m thinking. Here, the current craze still remains the large lot single family home, with development consequently spread out so far that ‘adequate mass transportation’ vehicles run empty down caverous corridors fronted by expanses of water-consuming sod.-Yes, by trade, I AM an urban planner.

Send a boquet to Charley too.

Reminds me one of Off the Mark.