Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 04, 2014

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    der.effi  over 10 years ago

    That is… sad but trueSo funny!

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Not very thrilling, is it?

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Maybe its her cooking, did she ever think of that? Huh, huh?

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    Arianne  over 10 years ago

    Three tears for the red, white and pew!

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    Plods with ...™  over 10 years ago

    The dog did it.

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    stlmaddog5  over 10 years ago

    As you get older, your body requires that you eat more fiber. Fiber produces gas. More fiber equals more gas. That’s why older guys are known as “Old Farts”.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 10 years ago

    Are there stem smell treatments?

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    TIMH  over 10 years ago

    The reason old men fart more than old women is that women seldom have their mouths shut long enough to develop sufficient back pressure.

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