Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for July 09, 2014
Transcript:
verne: oo! they added stoppage time. rj: What? Verne: The clock doesn't stop in soccer, so they add a few minutes at the end for injuries and fouls. rj: and then it ends when the extra time runs out? Verne: sort of...not really...the referee has discretion to end it when..you know...he...sometimes, he... verne: I swear, they're not making this up as they go along! RJ: You know nothing, jon snow.
starfighter441 over 10 years ago
Not as cute as Egrit (or however the hell that is spelled) though…
cabalonrye over 10 years ago
Come on, you’re the country that invented baseball ‘what the does it mean’ rules and American football ‘what is the purpose of the game apart from smashing into each other’ rules.
captainofgondor over 10 years ago
@ cabalonrye – thank you for saying it. I love baseball, but it’s meant to be a relaxing, long time doing not much of anything. Football seems to be just an excuse to stop and start a timer, and tackle other guys.
vwdualnomand over 10 years ago
so she is a lannister?
nosirrom over 10 years ago
Agreed. I remember watching Bobby Orr kill a 2 minute penalty all by himself. No one could catch him. But I stopped watching with the rise of the ENFORCERS. It really spoiled the game for me. “I went to watch the fights last night and a Hockey game broke out”
Scorchwave over 10 years ago
I know someone that keeps saying ‘you know nothing, jon snow.’
NoSleepTil_BKLYN over 10 years ago
You know why soccer will NEVER catch on here?:
1. No DEFINITE end time to build suspense.
2. No commercial break time.
3. Low scores and ties settled by,“Shoot-Outs”.
4. Foreigners are BETTER AT IT than us!