Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for July 12, 2014
Transcript:
rj: A consolation game? Verne: Yeah...those two soccer teams are playing for 3rd place. rj: 3rd place? Who cares?? verne: Yeah, 3rd place is like kissing your sister! Rj: no..that's 2nd place. 3rd is like kissing a mildew challenged turtle on the elbow. hammy: Eewww... verne: you've been saving that one, haven't you? RJ: I serve no insult before its time. hammy: my elbow taste like mango!
Randy B Premium Member over 10 years ago
So, Brazil’s team is competing for the chance to win something equivalent to kissing a mildew-challenged turtle on the elbow?
jbenzver5 over 10 years ago
They had a choice…it was either that or watch the political news.
Chithing Premium Member over 10 years ago
Mmmm, mango.
richdell over 10 years ago
My elbows taste like macaroni
dogday Premium Member over 10 years ago
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THEIR OWN ELBOW TASTES LIKE!!!!!
vwdualnomand over 10 years ago
if brazil loses this game, there will be so many deaths.
rgcviper over 10 years ago
That’s a random association …
On a semi-related note, anyone know that it’s impossible to lick your elbow? (And that most people try to do so after reading that?)
K M over 10 years ago
I thought it was a tie that was like kissing your sister. Second place, as Seinfeld once said, is the first of all the losers.