Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 03, 2014

Any coffee that can change a dragon into a unicorn IS good coffee!

Nuclear coffee will do that to you.

All rainbows and unicornsLIFE IS GOOD

That can’t be a Haggunenon, they’re perfectly incapable of drinking coffee.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haggunenons#Haggunenons

The perfectly brew cup (as mine is this morning), toast just borderline burned-ish, a moderate slathering of freshly melting butter… The only good part of getting up,

Isn’t that an old Harrison Ford line? (re: good coffee) Oops! I just gave away my age.

“Montezuma’s Revenge”?So that’s the problem.Oh oh,gotta go…

GIVE ME SOME OF THAT!!! :o)

And the cup and a half of flavor is good to the last drop!

It’s Marigolds, the Heavenly Coffee!

This is like those ads on TV, where some celebrity is whining and his friends tell him to eat a candy bar because he’s not himself when he’s hungry. He eats some candy and becomes ‘himself’ -Only this time, Henry, grouchy enough to be a dragon, turned into a unicorn (a happy critter), but not ‘Himself’….

So why is a unicorn better than a dragon? I like dragons.

Now THAT’S good COFFEE!

Rainbow Brite?

I think Skittles is going to want a word with you. :)

A rip-off of Snickers ad