Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 05, 2014

Probably 5W30 synthetic hadn’t been invented yet.Whereas, WD-40, as we all know, was every medieval knight’s favorite anti-rust agent.

A good magician never gives away his tricks.Neither do kings, it seems.

That puts a different spin on the sword and the stone. It’s like the princess and the pea. The true princess was so spoiled she felt the pea under a million mattresses. The true king knew enough about home maintenance he lubricated the sword with WD-40.

I knew he was kinda oily.

These days it’s difficult not to find product placements in the comics.

If it moves and shouldn’t…Duct Tape.If it sticks and shouldn’t…WD-40.

I’m a fan of white lithium, myself.

I keep a can on my night stand.

The birth of a legend.

I just found out last week that you are NOT supposed to shake canned air! The brand I’d purchased was different from my normal one, so I thought maybe it was due to that. Nope, my hubby had one of the old one’s still and on it, (just not in huge letters) were the words “Do Not Shake”. So apparently I have been using air wrong all these years lol.

That’s kinda the way George Bush became president.

Contrary to popular opinion, WD is not a lubricant. It is a solvent. Once it dries, your stuck – again. You want a lubricant, try oil.

WD does work good on fish lures, though. Fish love the smell!

I was actually told by a man who sold swords at a Renaissance Festival that WD-40 would keep the sword from rusting.

True!

@JPuzzleWhiz @seyleigh“she felt the pea under a million mattresses.“A million”?How’d they get her up there, by helicopter?".If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you A MILLION TIMESDON’T EXAGERATE.or did I tell anyone????never mind