The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for July 29, 2020
Transcript:
Huey: Granddad, supposedly only "certain kinds of men" have their right ear pierced. Granddad: Well, the guy at the jewelry store had his right ear pierced, and he didn't seem like a "certain kind of man." Huey: Granddad! The jeweler is on the phone! He wants to know if you're up for dinner. Granddad: Tell him I'll call him back. Huey: I wouldn't.
batmanwithprep over 4 years ago
I mean, as long as the jeweler’s paying. A free meal is a free meal.
Ellis97 over 4 years ago
He ain’t calling back.
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
Huey better hide the phone!
Screaming_goat over 4 years ago
That’s a twist
geekboy_x over 4 years ago
I must be a certain kind of man. I’ve had both sides pierced for a couple of decades now. Where’s my free dinner? :P
mistercatworks over 4 years ago
Regardless of whether he is a “certain kind of man”, a jeweler is in the business of selling jewelry. At Renaissance Faires, I occasionally wore eye powder but I was in the eye powder business.
Algolei I over 4 years ago
When I was a teenager, the story going around was that piercing one ear meant you were “a certain kind of man” and piercing the other ear meant you were a pirate, but nobody could decide which side was which. I helped complicate things by asking what “a certain kind of pirate” should do.
MartinPerry1 over 4 years ago
A simple solution, Granddad. Get a piercing in the other ear as well, as well as a few more studs in the right.
jamesamber29 over 4 years ago
Okay this is funny.