The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for February 24, 2021
February 23, 2021
February 25, 2021
Transcript:
Jazmine: See, Christmas is about how Santa died for our gifts and rose from the dead... Caesar: Yeah...are you sure about that? Jazmine: And moved to the north pole. And every year, Santa comes down to forgive our sins if we've been nice... Caesar: See, that's what I've been meaning to talk to you about... Jazmine: ...And punish the naughty and the nonbelievers with burning coals of hellfire! Caesar: Praise Santa, yessir.
Algolei I over 3 years ago
…and then he rises out of the pumpkin patch….
GirlGeek Premium Member over 3 years ago
Don’t give in Caesar
Ellis97 over 3 years ago
And when he came back, he gave the head of Easter to the Easter Bunny.
sea Premium Member over 3 years ago
That’s exactly why I didn’t do Santa Claus with my kids! I wanted them to believe me when I said there was a God, and His Son, Jesus, came down to live among us, die on the cross so we could be forgiven by God, rise again, and lives forever.
ndblackirish97 over 3 years ago
Now this is an origin story I can get behind for future generations of children.
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
Naughty kids get burning coals of hellfire in their stockings.
Ilikeblackpink over 3 years ago