The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for September 22, 2024
September 21, 2024
September 23, 2024
Transcript:
Huey: I wonder if Santa will make it this year... Jazmine: Huh? Huey: I mean... I wonder if an F-16 pilot could lock a sidewinder air-to-air missile onto the heat signature from Rudolph's nose... Jazmine: What?! Huey: "Operation noble eagle" I'm just sayin'... accidents happen...
Johnny Q Premium Member 2 months ago
Anyone remember this schoolboy song?
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cowboy had a very shiny gun,
And if you ever saw it, you would turn around and run!
Then one foggy Christmas Eve, the Sheriff came to say:
“Rudolph, with your gun so bright, won’t you shoot my wife tonight?”
TexTech 2 months ago
There is no heat signature. Bioluminesence is cold.
Ellis97 2 months ago
Haven’t seen Jazmine in a while.
Painted Wolf 2 months ago
It ain’t the nose that the AIM-9 will lock onto, it’s the other end. Fox Two! Fox Two with Sidewinder!
thomasdadisman 2 months ago
Would that be like the airliner that Putin’s disciples living in the Ukraine shooting down an airliner.
StevePappas 2 months ago
Messing with a true believer. Always fun or always cruel?
dimndno 2 months ago
That’s just mean Huey! Kinda like eating “Reindeer Stew” on Dec. 26.
David Rickard Premium Member 2 months ago
To borrow a line from Rudy Park… very bad man.