human, don’t be such a pessimist. You can live in the dark on only $100 worth of ramen noodles and tap water for the three months it would take them to legally evict you after you stop paying rent and utility bills.
If his financial manager is still alive. It is sad that he’ll probably never get to see a June bug. They’re really cool.
(You can catch them right out of the air.) A pretty brown color, they signal, to me, that summer is actually happening at long last…And if you put about twenty of them in a jar, and put your ear to it, it sounds like bacon frying…jus’ sayin’
margueritem over 14 years ago
Just don’t spend it all in one place, spread it out.
Steve Bartholomew over 14 years ago
About what mine would last.
wicky over 14 years ago
pelosi has taxed the doo doo outta your retirement.
ChiehHsia over 14 years ago
human, don’t be such a pessimist. You can live in the dark on only $100 worth of ramen noodles and tap water for the three months it would take them to legally evict you after you stop paying rent and utility bills.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Given a choice between those two options, I’d rather die this afternoon! Death By Ramen…it should be outlawed by the Geneva Convention.
Notice the glasses…I wasn’t aware compound eyes suffered that sort of problem! :)
ProfessorKid over 14 years ago
What a coincidence, my savings has the lifespan of a Mayfly…
Sherlock Watson over 14 years ago
What he needs is for the Publishers Clearing House people to present him with a check for $50; he’ll be set for the rest of his life.
slhansen07 over 14 years ago
This day has lasted all week. Die already. ( I miss Pam.)
Varnes over 14 years ago
If his financial manager is still alive. It is sad that he’ll probably never get to see a June bug. They’re really cool. (You can catch them right out of the air.) A pretty brown color, they signal, to me, that summer is actually happening at long last…And if you put about twenty of them in a jar, and put your ear to it, it sounds like bacon frying…jus’ sayin’
Lawrence Stetz Premium Member over 14 years ago
Based on my calculations. Each day has been about six hours in this bug’s life. He should be dead by tomorrow.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 5 years ago
How much could it cost? He’ll be dead before he figures it out.