Monty by Jim Meddick for August 17, 2014
August 16, 2014
August 18, 2014
Transcript:
Throughout history, Luddites have protested each new wave of technological innovation... As early as 1589 Queen Elizabeth rejected a patent on a knitting machine, because her poor subjects might lose jobs... But as history shows... The Luddites are always wrong! Tech innovation always leads to more jobs... Not fewer... Higher productivity and even greater prosperity... This way Mr. Bezos... Coffee? Thank you!... I hope I'm not disturbing you, but I was wondering if I could get an autogr- Not a good time!
Ida No over 10 years ago
The machines are revolting!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
This is a job for EB3!
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Even billionaire tech execs like Mr. “Besoz” need to recharge their batteries from time to time.(Humans are obsolescent, you know….)
chasches over 10 years ago
“Mr. Besoz? "Yeah, I think we can guess who Meddick is really referring to…http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Bezos
Ida No over 10 years ago
Mostly armless.
Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago
He’s perfected mech neck tech.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 10 years ago
Only the elite ruling class is suited to the safe and effective use of technologies such as personal transportation and firearms, which, in the hands of the bumbling masses, are certain to destroy the world.
KasperV over 10 years ago
“More jobs not fewer” … only robots get that right!
btgen over 10 years ago
Go to youtube and watch “Humans Need Not Apply”. Kinda scary…
Ida No over 10 years ago
They have no noses, so how do they smell?
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
He has a new head or order from the Amazon….It will have a forked tongue!
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Hi! I’m an automated pilot. I will be in control for the entire flight, with no human help. So, relax and enjoy the flight because nothing can go wrong, click, wrong, click, wrong, click, wrong….