Monty by Jim Meddick for August 18, 2014
August 17, 2014
August 19, 2014
Transcript:
Howdy, campers! Welcome to the screeching Eagle summer camp! Let's give a big Eagle screech welcome to all newcomers! Screech! Screech! Screech screech Very good! Very nice! Clap clap clap Oh, and a special note from the cafeteria staff: no screeching in the mess hall. An unnecessary Heimlich maneuver was performed on Todd Marcus last week when he screeched over the Swedish meatballs.
2 things. You can’t screech when you are choking, and you aren’t allowed to call it the Heimlich Maneuver anymore. It is now Abdominal Thrusts. The Heimlich family sued the Red Cross over that.