Agnes by Tony Cochran for July 16, 2014

I would think like a robin and fly south.Waaaay south.

You’d have to be a birdbrain to try it.

Quite a mixture of spices. Consumer tested, I assume. Hey, Microsoft started small. So can Agnes.

The powdered lemonade is what truly takes it out of the realm of ordinary worm jerky.

Whereas I read the grape flavoring of koolade is to birds like hot pepper to people

I can’t wait until the product hits the shelves at Whole Foods!

In the book Superfudge there’s a woman who makes cookies with earthworms in them.

Dani, why not? You’re not made of brass, are you? And surely you shine up nicely.

and here I thought it was the turmeric that gave that little extra push. Maybe if a dash of cayenne was added?