Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 13, 2014

This plot is pretty twisted!!

On the bright side, that “sea dog” is about to be a little less salty….

So… the bartender is an old salt, I see, and we can forgive him for being a bit twisted…but does that mean it’s OK if he’s half baked, and a’salts the customers?

It’s plainly assault, but the battery for my camera died…..

Wrong type of bar to lick a sailor.

Alexikakos: Folk variations. The version I heard was it was a reward for children in parochial school for saying their prayers.

@TomAt those “other” kinds of bars for sailors, the sailors tend to get their panties in a twist………

There’s a woman to blame

lol first I thought he was a skinny gingerbread boy and didn’t get it at all….

I sure miss the old “Mr. Salty” pretzels. Darned food nazis.