One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for May 07, 2020

Disgusting brat

Good for the mom. No wonder Ruthie can’t stand him.

Buggy is out of there.

Some guys like it rough.

I say whack him with a fly swatter.

And I thought Joe was a brat! Wow, this kid is another level!

Skipping school is one of the options; have you thought this all the way through…?

Hit the road, Buggy…and don’t you come back no more!

In his 20s, he gets a regular guest gig on Beetle Bailey.

To the moon, Buggy, to the moon!

Spin him around, grab him by the shirt collar and the belt. Have Ruthie hold the door open and give him the bum’s rush out of the house.

there is a fine line between pleasure and pain

What’s it gonna be, boy?

Come on, I can wait all night

What’s it gonna be, boy?

Yes or no?

’K, bye!

May I suggest Deep Six.

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Do that to me one more time, once is never enough…

Buggy is about to get squished….

My eight year old step-daughter brought a friend home one day just like Buggy. After several visits I asked her to sit and talk with me. I told her that I didn’t want to embarrass her, but I didn’t like the way he behaved. The next time he came over she said "You’re hurting my Dad’s feelings. Stop it or you can’t come over anymore). Not bad for an eight year old.

I think that Buggy likes the rough stuff.

If Buggy were in my house he would be dead by now.

Next mom follow by action. Buggy likes that.

A slow learner…

There was a time, just a few years back, when I would never have considered making this comment… but now….

There’s the next republican presidential candidate in the making.

…and I’ll see myself out.