Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 02, 2014

So, that’s one skeleton per ten years? I guess I’ve grown and replaced three myself.

I’m 68. I keep my 6 old ones in the closet.

Well, I’m 69 and I can’t wait until my 7th set completes growing.

If that is so, how come my seventh one feels like it is seventy three years old?

That thing about new Skelletons is very true,a collector in Europe once showed me two skeletons of Nepolion, one when he was ten and one when he was all grown up at 5’ 7

Please don’t advertise your ignorance.

On the other hand, that story about the dead sardine in a casket does sound a little fishy to me.

I distinctly remember wanting to grow to 6’8" as a grade-schooler (too tall for the draft but tall enough for the NBA). I’m on my sixth skeleton and I haven’t come close yet. Can I get a refund or five?

I knew I had skeletons in my closet, I just didn’t know they were mine.

Why do they need a casket that big & 4 people to carry a dead sardine?

AIUI, ten years is more than enough time to replace every cell in your body.

I’m seventy this year and my skeleton is already ‘lacking’ – can I have my old one back??

Broke my back (L3,4 & 5) when I was 30. Now I’m 72 and want to know, HOW COME THEY KEEP GROWING BACK BUSTED UP?? I want a new one.

I’m having a can of dead sardines for breakfast now. They’re good for the skeletons.

Every woman I have met has at least 3 or 4 skeletons in her closet. :-P

My ex is a Hog Nose snake then.