Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 19, 2014

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Lemme guess… Pinocchio is a 19 year old blonde girl from Dallas. He – I mean she – has just started cheering for the Cowboys; she hates shopping, and loves NASCAR. I dunno… that might still not be enough to make his nose grow that long that fast.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 10 years ago

    I’d still like to see a caption

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    dflak  over 10 years ago

    Filling out his resume.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago

    All he has to do is tell the truth about one feature..

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    naturally_easy  over 10 years ago

    Reminds me of the Jim Carrey movie, Liar Liar.

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    markzwaan  over 10 years ago

    Reminds me of this cartoon by Randy Glasbergen: http://www.glasbergen.com/wp-content/gallery/goldie/goldie101.gif

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