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Lemme guess… Pinocchio is a 19 year old blonde girl from Dallas. He – I mean she – has just started cheering for the Cowboys; she hates shopping, and loves NASCAR. I dunno… that might still not be enough to make his nose grow that long that fast.
I’d still like to see a caption
Filling out his resume.
All he has to do is tell the truth about one feature..
Reminds me of the Jim Carrey movie, Liar Liar.
Reminds me of this cartoon by Randy Glasbergen: http://www.glasbergen.com/wp-content/gallery/goldie/goldie101.gif
September 06, 2014
awgiedawgie Premium Member about 10 years ago
Lemme guess… Pinocchio is a 19 year old blonde girl from Dallas. He – I mean she – has just started cheering for the Cowboys; she hates shopping, and loves NASCAR. I dunno… that might still not be enough to make his nose grow that long that fast.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 10 years ago
I’d still like to see a caption
dflak about 10 years ago
Filling out his resume.
Coyoty Premium Member about 10 years ago
All he has to do is tell the truth about one feature..
naturally_easy about 10 years ago
Reminds me of the Jim Carrey movie, Liar Liar.
markzwaan about 10 years ago
Reminds me of this cartoon by Randy Glasbergen: http://www.glasbergen.com/wp-content/gallery/goldie/goldie101.gif