Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 18, 2014
Transcript:
Mom: "I'm home" Dad: "How was your meeting with Calvin's teacher?" Mom: "Well, when we got to the classroom, we saw that all the kids had drawn self-portraits in art class, and had left the pictures on their desks so the parents would recognize their child's seat" Dad: "That's a cute idea. Did you find Calvin's picture?" Mom: "There was one drawing of a green kid with fangs. Six eyes, and his finger up his nose" Dad: "Uh oh" Mom: "The meeting went downhill from there"
BE THIS GUY over 10 years ago
The boy has an imaginative mind — DUH!
davidarsenian over 10 years ago
Van Gogh was also ahead of his time
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
And ended up in the septic field? =-O
watmiwori over 10 years ago
Better the nose than elsewhere.
flowergirl19 over 10 years ago
If I were Calvin’s mom, I would think his self portrait is hilarious and I would defend his creativity to Miss Wormwood. Of course if I were Calvin’s mom, I would also be on top of his homework and make sure he understands what he is supposed to do, sitting with him if necessary in order to complete it. I wouldn’t just leave it all up to him.
rshive over 10 years ago
A self-portrait. How cute!
flowergirl19 over 10 years ago
Of course it’s much more entertaining the way it is, with Hobbes helping Calvin with his homework!
Kali39 over 10 years ago
And you expected something else, Mom?
Hobbes Premium Member over 10 years ago
Our act started at the bottom and went downhill.— Allan Sherman, 1924-1973
Here’s Lucy in her early days, one year after she was introduced into Peanuts.Click here: Peanuts (April 22, 1953)Click here: Peanuts (November 24, 1953)Hobbes Premium Member over 10 years ago
Click here: Peanuts (May 3, 1964)
vwdualnomand over 10 years ago
parent teacher meeting, do they still have those? and, there wasn’t a security officer making sure nothing went out of hand, no altercations between adults? nothing about test scores and common core discussions?
rentier over 10 years ago
Truth is hard to bear!
Hobbes Premium Member over 10 years ago
@uniquename: Yes, attacking the schools without getting involved is like attacking the government without getting involved. We elect government leaders and we elect the school board. So, if we are simply cynical non-participants, there is a sense in which we are attacking ourselves for our own non-involvement.
Rose Madder Premium Member over 10 years ago
Calvin’s self-portrait sounds like one of the aliens in his Spaceman Spiff adventures. Maybe he misunderstood the assignment – he never really pays attention anyway – to what Mrs Wormwood is saying.
Poollady over 10 years ago
Yeah, that’s him!
MUGger86 over 10 years ago
And on the bottom of the picture was a note from the teacher: “See me!”
rentier over 10 years ago
Desperated Mom!!
Karaboo2 over 10 years ago
Anyone could pick Calvin out of a lineup of selfies.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 10 years ago
Now that is a Calvin window sticker I would like for my car.
Imacyn over 10 years ago
Down hill perhaps but not if it were Stephen King or George Lucas or Steven Speilberg as a little kid!
CalvinObvious over 10 years ago
Calvin and his pet tiger Hobbes are playing with Uncle Max when Calvin’s dad returns from a meeting with Calvin’s teacher.
Scorchwave over 10 years ago
I think that’s funnier and cuter.
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
When I started school, one of the first assignments was to draw and color a picture of our home and yard with trees, grass, etc..The teacher sent home a note along with my “drawing”, wondering why I colored the lawn and trees red instead of green. It turns out I am color blind on reds and greens. Nobody told me trees and grass were green; I thought the red crayon matched what I remembered, so I colored it red…
Number Three over 10 years ago
Now that I’ve GOT to see!
xxx
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
Years ago, my mom found a picture I had coloured for school. She laughed at the fact that I coloured the carrot purple. It turns out that there are purple carrots, and they have more nutrients that the more popular orange ones.…WHO’S STUPID NOW?
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
Twenty years down the line, they’ll look back at this moment and say to their son, “Well…, you always did have a creative mind.”
Susie Derkins D: over 10 years ago
Do these kids every get creeped out by those kinda pictures?
Mary McNeil Premium Member over 10 years ago
Or Calvin’s mom was blaming Miss Wormwood.
flowergirl19 over 10 years ago
When I was in kindergarten the teacher gave us pictures to color and I got a sheep. I colored it black because I had seen a flock of sheep once with one little black lamb in its midst. I remember feeling so incredibly proud of my coloring job. The next day however when the teacher handed the drawings back, I noticed the coloring had gone outside the lines in many places and I was completely dismayed at what a crappy job I had done. I was so disappointed in myself.
ChappellGirl5 over 10 years ago
These kids are 6, no parent is going to recognize their kid’s self-portrait. The only difference between them will be what color the stick figure is. Calvin’s mom had an advantage on this one.
weatherford.joe about 10 years ago
My mother would’ve said, “Well, at least he’s creative.”
HobbesForPresident almost 7 years ago
Must’ve been easy to recognize, eh?