Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 30, 2014

I’ll be brief. There are so many factors upon which “worth” depends…

But your original packaging has long been shed.

Well the bail will be higher, that’s for sure.

Give him a boom box and he’s the original wrapper

The Senator David Vitter action figure.

I think the goods are soiled! Take ’em back for an exchange…

My eyes! My eyes!

So many baby puns coming to mind.

Tommy Pickles twenty years later.

Ew.