Monty by Jim Meddick for August 27, 2014
August 26, 2014
August 28, 2014
Transcript:
Listen up, people! All campers who are allergic to tree nuts and soy will eat at this table!... And all campers who are gluten-free and lactose intolerant will eat at this table!... And all campers who are just generally freaked out by vegetables and certain textures will eat at this table!...
Aussie Down Under over 10 years ago
Information overload. I sense there might be a problem about to occur.
Randy B Premium Member over 10 years ago
How about the “eat anything, and seconds please” table?
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Yo! Monty! There could be some overlapping among those groups, you know. What then? Sit the kid in isolation between two tables?How about letting them all sit where they want and let God sort out the survivors? (Yeah, “cold,” I know….)
nitromicro over 10 years ago
Interesting comment on the times in which we live. “Everyone” is special. Many people who claim to be allergic aren’t.
Kroykali over 10 years ago
Just this morning I heard on the radio that they’re working on allergy-free peanuts, and hopefully the kids allergic to peanuts won’t have to sit at separate tables during school lunches. So apparently schools are doing this. No one in my family has school-age kids now, so I didn’t know.
billyruffian over 10 years ago
“Certain textures” – that’s my table – eating cottage cheese was just unthinkable for the longest time…
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
Creamed onions, ate those only once and died…really.
Mayor Snorkum over 10 years ago
That third table is the okra and kidney table. That’s where I’d be sitting.
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
Where do I sit if I just want a burger and fries to go?.Oh, that’s right! I’ll be going…
veranna over 10 years ago
table # 3 please, no okra, mushrooms or oysters!
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
Can I sit at the table with all the good food? You know – bacon, eggs, steak, the veggies I like, chocolate, nuts, peanut butter… beer?