Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 16, 1996
February 15, 1996
February 17, 1996
Transcript:
THE STORY OF GEORGE WASHINGTON "AMERICA'S DAD!!!" Valley Forge, 1778 SOLDIER: General Washington, the men are starving! GEORGE: I know that, soldier. SOLDIER: Some are saying we might have to resort to cannibalism! GEORGE: What?? That's absurd! I won't stand fr my men speaking such nonsense! If my second in command and I can withstand these hardships then so can everyone else! MAN: Say...where is you second in command? GEORGE: Burp.
maxpat over 8 years ago
Most allegations of cannibalism by Washington were initially inspired by “The Washingtonians” and numerous stories without a solid proof.
However, scientists in 2013 found archaeological evidence that earliest American colonists at Jamestown, Va., survived harsh conditions by turning to cannibalism, which would seem to corroborate the earlier stories.
Nate’s cartoons are right on target!
Make Doges Great Again over 6 years ago
this is kinda scary
Big Nate Lover101 over 4 years ago
uhh……okay…..
imgflip_kid over 4 years ago
O_O
Ƭσxιc﨔 about 4 years ago
How do you know George ate his 2nd in command? He could have just burped, and it could be a coincidence his 2nd in command is gone.
AliAdhami over 3 years ago
Clearly, Nate’s implying that Washington took his second command out for a lovely bro dinner, they ate their fills, and he dropped him off.
Jotaro Kujo (空条 承太郎) about 3 years ago
GEORGE BRANDO!!!
fizzledorp over 2 years ago
he left none for me :(
Nate Wright (In pain) about 1 year ago
WHAT?!?!