Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 11, 2010
Transcript:
Joe Pyle: C'mon, Bob... You really think you're qualified to give me advice on marriage? Bob: Yeah... Why not? Joe: Uh... because I've been married before and you haven't. Bob: Precisely my point. Joe: OK, I'll bite... What point? Bob: Technically, it means I've been more successful at it than you.
The_Uncle over 14 years ago
Bob’s right! Go Bob!
grapfhics over 14 years ago
you can’t measure that kind of success. In a Pickles cartoon back at their 50th Pearl thanked Earl for 10 good years. Go figure.
cmugnier over 14 years ago
Success in avoidance means expertise in bachelorhood. A successful bachelor does not aspire for marraige. Bob knows …
Pacejv over 14 years ago
^ Impressive!
pbarnrob over 14 years ago
10 good years - out of 50, hmmm… maybe that’s about par for many. I had two out of eight, then ten years of shopping, followed by twenty-five of great. It’s still working!
wndrwrthg over 14 years ago
It is better to never have loved at all, than it is to have loved and lost.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Don’t listen to Bob. He doesn’t want to worry about atomic wedgies.
ronaldmundy over 14 years ago
at what, bob? wndrwrthg, boy have you got that backwards!
cdward over 14 years ago
Let’s not forget that Joe has those little hearts floating when he sees Victoria. He loves her even if her methods are a bit different. But then, that’s what makes her perfect - she’s got a bit of both girls in her, and Joe gets that.
BTW, someone who has been married and divorced can be a very good person to give advice (if they learned from their past mistakes). Someone who has never been married speaks from books or ignorance or prejudice - or a combination of the above.
DolphinGirl78 over 14 years ago
Bob’s measure of success seems to be lacking in my opinion.
I’m about to be divorced, and I hope to be married again in the future. I’ve definitely learned from my failed marriage, and hope to use those lessons in my next relationship (whenever that happens)…
Potrzebie over 14 years ago
Jeez, WIley seems to be able to push buttons. I wonder if he actually imagines the threads that his comics will cause?
Varnes over 14 years ago
Marriage isn’t for everybody. I’ve got friends that are completely lost and seemingly helpless when they beak up and are single. They scramble to find another relationship. But others are blissful when single, and don’t worry about it. It could be some put a premium on freedom. Married people always feel sorry for single people, because they would miss having someone around. They shouldn’t. Many single people feel sorry for them, especially when they watch them bicker over nothing…
wicky over 14 years ago
BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wicky over 14 years ago
BTW, Wiley is the very best!
Wiley creator over 14 years ago
@potrzebie-
No, I’m always amazed at how literally people will read comics and not simply take it AS a cartoon.
steverinoCT over 14 years ago
I’m wondering at the umbrella in Bob’s drink.
erwinbert over 14 years ago
wndrwrthg is correct; substitute “skydiving” for “love” to get the point.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Wiley your strip is more than simply a cartoon because it usually stimulates dialogue. Some people take things much to personally and find offense in everything, but I think a cartoon is very well crafted when the reader can both laugh and be made to ponder the subject as well.
vexatron1984 over 14 years ago
Ouch! Talk about a slap in the face!
johnnydoc5 over 14 years ago
Did they switch seats?
ffkelton over 14 years ago
Bob looks like Dick Nixon. Wouldn’t trust him.
thirdguy over 14 years ago
cleokaya gets it, and Wiley, I hope you are having a ball, and never stop!!
Lawrence Stetz Premium Member over 14 years ago
So based on this logic, does this mean I’m better than you at comic strips because you have one and I don’t?
vldazzle over 14 years ago
@Wiley, I think we all like to see something of ourselves or family in cartoons, which is one of the things that makes them fun. Yours is one I always read;-)
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
Ah, another bar stool messiah.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
I’ve succeed in death so far, too.
gopuppy over 14 years ago
Sore Bob wins with a score of zero, which is larger than -1.
MatureCanadian over 14 years ago
Great one Wiley, thanks very much.
MisngNOLA over 14 years ago
I found an easy way to keep harmony in my house yesterday. My lovely female accomplice was lounging on the couch when I got home from work. I walked over to her and reached as if to hug her, and as she reached back, I pulled her up into my arms and made it a real hug, and said “I can still pick you up. The doc only says I can’t lift heavy things.” Dinner last night was a really nice dish of baked zitis with fresh italian sausage, just the way I like it with plenty of leftovers for today’s lunch :-)
Kaytebb over 14 years ago
In all technicality I think it’s the women who have successfully avoided Bob!
DarthSequitur over 14 years ago
Love the strip today - a great follow-up on yesterday’s comments right here! Almost as if planned… … . . .
bmonk over 14 years ago
williamhassig said, about 4 hours ago
“Marriage is a fraud promulgated by religion which itself is a fraud. A legal document does not make a relationship, nor does a ceremony unless you like ceremonies and make up your own.”
Ahh–if it’s a fraud promulgated by religion, why does every culture and state have laws regulating marriage? Why can Justices of the Peace and other civil officials witness marriages?
No, a legal document does not make a relationship, but legal documents can safeguard relationships–have you ever signed a contract, or a bill of sale, or bought or sold a car, or a house? Have you taken out a loan of any kind, or a credit card? Have you made a purchase–the receipt is a legal document to show what you bought, and safeguard the interests of the parties.
Which is a reason so many marriages fail–if we expect the legal document or the ritual to supply for the relationship that should be there first, that should have been building from their first date and even more seriously from their engagement.
The public commitment of the couple in a marriage is an important, even nearly essential, part of the marriage. It’s so that the public knows who is married, and who is not. And, given that this is a serious, life-altering commitment, why not have rituals to help point to its solemn nature and its importance?
We have rituals for birthdays and for Thanksgiving, for graduating from schools and training programs. Which of them is more important than marriage?
reynard61 over 14 years ago
Those who have, can. Those who haven’t, give advice on how it’s supposed to be done…
ccmills over 14 years ago
Does that mean Bob has a bachelors degree in bacheloring?
Another great strip Wiley - thanks
mlswartz_99 over 14 years ago
OH GAWD!!!!! That punch line made me laugh. That was hilarious.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 14 years ago
If you’ve had as many people cry on your shoulder as I have, you might have good advice without having been married.
treered over 14 years ago
love this strip! btw, one has been married, one hasn’t, but what else do they have in their experience inventories?
grapfhics over 14 years ago
Thanx, Norman. I always mix them up. Mix up a lot of other people too, real and otherwise..
Wilphart over 14 years ago
@bunnyface
Very good reply to williamhassig