Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 08, 2014

Heh.

Pretty smart of Zebra.

I hear he’s dating a lady who’s a real Rarity.

Well, masquerading as a unicorn will get those pesky crocodiles off Zebra’s back.

I’ll bet unicorn horns taste like Ben and Jerry.

it was just a matter of time before Pasitis got around to using his love for unicorns in the column……..

Anyone that’s ever fought alongside a unicorn knows that you don’t want them mad at you. (D&D for your information.)

You for one Rat since you appear to be hiding behind a wall.It is all that goodness and purity that unicorns represent that scares you.

I hear that being a unicorn is a great way to pick up virgins – additional benefit!

Survival of the pointiest, thanks Rat!

Another croc and zeeba teaser to hold us for a month…

be very very careful, or you may get that horn where you sit…and won’t after!

Why are uni-horns called unicorn?

LOL

“Unicorn” sounds more sprinkly and spangly and magical than “unihorn.”

I love it. The tables have been turned…of course, the crocs never had a chance.

We all know where they say rainbows come from, right?

Ahh, turnabout! Zeeba Neighba gets to intimidated the crocs, thanks to some bleach and and an ice cream cone! How banal are the wellsprings of power!

If that’s still Rat’s ice cream cone stuck to Zebra’s head, the ice cream must spoiled by now.

Zebra looks adorable!

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Let’s hope Zebra gets to the ark on time!

Who would have thunk it? Dopey zeebas.

Not to change the subject, but what ever happened with Larry’s driver’s test ?

Funny

You the hunter has to whack the unicorn several times with the virgin.

Apparently the right “people” find it intimidating.

I wish rainbows still symbolized luckiness, not, uh, the other one.

In German unicorn is “einehorn”

Well, unicorn powers DID make Tirek super-powerful.