FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 11, 1991

Transcript:

Marcus: Got any plans for the summer? Jason: Well, I made a list last month of the things I wanted to do during vacation. Put dead flies in Paige's sock drawer... Put salt in Paige's milk... Booby trap Paige's jewelry box... Let the air our of Paige's bike tires... Put itching powder in Paige's talc bottle... Unfortunately, I got it all don yesterday. Marcus: So, basically, you'll be hiding. Jason: I've really gotta learn to pace myself.