Chicken wings were easier to share but the beer would have been enjoyed while you watch her walk away..As for the two women I would through one floatation device and let them fight over it. If they make it back to safety then I would have time to run to my safety.
you’re watching your Favorite Sporting Event. The Wife is at the front door with her hands full and Yelling for you let her in. The Dog is at the Back Door Barking to be let in. Which one do let in? The Dog, it will stop Barking once you let it in!
g55rumpy over 10 years ago
oh, get some wings
Observer fo Irony over 10 years ago
Chicken wings were easier to share but the beer would have been enjoyed while you watch her walk away..As for the two women I would through one floatation device and let them fight over it. If they make it back to safety then I would have time to run to my safety.
William Weedman over 10 years ago
Get the beer, because it will be party time and less money out of my budget for alimony
dwagon55 over 10 years ago
A photographer has the same situation – his dilemma? Which shutter speed and f-stop to use.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
If you don’t want your wife and mother-in-law, don’t marry in the first place.
aprilrg over 10 years ago
Who’s Don Draper ?
jtviper7 over 10 years ago
I’d like to see cute chick’s wife…
Rise22 over 10 years ago
I’m with aprilrg
Partyalldatyme over 10 years ago
Don Draper— lead character on Mad Men, set in the ’60s. Stereotypical male loutish behavior, heavily influenced by Playboy.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 10 years ago
you’re watching your Favorite Sporting Event. The Wife is at the front door with her hands full and Yelling for you let her in. The Dog is at the Back Door Barking to be let in. Which one do let in? The Dog, it will stop Barking once you let it in!
lightenup Premium Member over 10 years ago
Definitely the beer.
Jim Kerner over 10 years ago
Smooth. Real Smooth. NOT!